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In a TV-PG environment it seems a little more sane. In the Attitude Era, these things were excuses for people to get stripped naked and blasted with super soakers and stuffed into potato sacks or whatever. Here, it seemed like a fun novelty. Bonus highlight for Layla making the gross face, and Kaitlyn standing next to her with a huge smile on her face.

True fact: Maxine was the best looking woman out there. I spent 3 hours watching GLOW on Friday night yes, this is my life, shut up and man, even the GLOW battles royal required the women to go over the top rope and hit the floor. Put on some Wrestleicious Leyla Milani star pasties and throw your ass over the top rope. Listen to the amazing reaction she got during the battle royal last night.

AJ chants, a pop for her victory and the entire crowd chanting YES along with her. People want to see wrestling and people want to see women. Let them take piss breaks during those long-ass silent commercial breaks you have between segments. Let AJ be the next evolutionary step. I formally apologize. But here, let me guess:. Jericho is still good, but would probably benefit from not wrestling Cena in a Raw main-event immediately. Big Show is fat and stupid great and wonderful fine.

If Vickie Guerrero or somebody got put back in charge, Show might not have gotten his job back. However, when Laurinaitis got fired, Show was in the clear. He let Laurinaitis get the final comeuppance and disappear into the ether. It all makes perfect sense.

Hangs around until Kane shows up, gets excited for Kane. Best: Did You Know? This would still seem shorter than a single 3-hour Raw. Did You Know? No offense, Make-A-Wish kids. Vickie then announces the first match, a 3-Way Elimination match, which is actually a legitimate breath of fresh air. I just wish it would happen more often. As for the actual match, man have I been enjoying this whole 4-way AJ feud thing. The whole process of lifting Kane onto his shoulders weakens him though, and Bryan swoops in with a kick to the head, and wins the match.

This all builds towards another match for the championship for Bryan, who at this point seems destined to become the WWE Champ. He starts to butter her up for the 1 contender spot for the World Heavyweight Championship. He is interrupted by Dolph Ziggler, who tells Del Rio to get in line for the title shot. Soon, Ziggler and Del Rio leave in a huff after that announcement, leaving Vickie and Ricardo Rodriguez in the room alone together, where I presume she begins to seduce him off camera.

Or maybe they just have a nice conversation. Good, because I want to see these guys actually wrestle people who will give them any sense of a challenge. The difference is now Tensai has returned to his home planet of Japan, and Ryback is slowly getting over, despite becoming very repetitive with his matches.

I thought they set up his knee weakness as a foil for David Otunga to exploit in their PPV match, to give it some actual suspense, and keep us all from assuming Funkasaurus would win, but it seems to continue and affect this match with him and Show.

Hey guys! You know John Cena? He does charity work! Love him! Bob Barker Guest hosted Raw once. Holy crap, we then cut to AJ and Kane backstage having a conversation about their feelings!

The fire rapist, horrible demon monster man. But even HE finds AJ a bit too wacky for him, and calls off the whole thing with her, and leaves.

In a just and fair world, Jack Swagger, the man whose gimmick is being the All American American, would still be the United States Champion, and would have never lost it to Santino. But here we are, with Santino somehow repeatedly defending it despite all logic and reason pointing to him having to lose it, now defending it once again, against the previous title holder.

But of course, Santino gets The Cobra on Swagger, because being poked in the chest with a sock is a death sentence, and wins. After another commercial break, John Cena returns. He was here last week, so maybe he went and travelled to some other planet, fought its tyrannical ruler, took over as king of the oppressed worker force, married their warrior princess and united the opposing kingdoms of that planet under his rule, to become John Cena Of Mars.

Or not. Then, thank god, Jericho interrupts him. Then Jericho walks into the ring, and does the most glorious thing, by telling Cena to shut the hell up, make his stupid announcement already, and stop wasting all of our time with his dumb jokes and impressions. Which sucks for 2 huge reasons:. That match is for people who would otherwise have no way to get a title shot, and Cena is taking away some deserving superstars chance by doing this. According to The Law, this means Cena will win that match, leaving us with a boring obvious match for that PPV that could instead be utilized by under appreciated superstars to give themselves a push.

Daniel Goddamn Bryan did this last year remember? Jericho then points out how annoying and overconfident Cena is, and enters himself in the Money In The Bank match as well. You are commenting using your Facebook account.

Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. Before anyone gets eliminated AJ comes out to interrupt the match, thanks to the distraction Punk cashes in with the GTS to pick-up the pin and the first elimination Bryan with a swift kick to the head was able to pick-up a pin over C. Next pay-per-view is the Money In the Bank one, which is always an exciting one to watch. Share this: Twitter Facebook Pinterest Tumblr. Like this: Like Loading Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:.

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